Hello All... Vanessa here!

      This week's look at a few more Jammers. Shall we start our tour with:

      Our resident passionate Madsman, one of just a few Chris's on the channel! Guaranteed that any comment or query regarding an instrument of the 6-7 string electrical variety is sure to spark a very informative discussion on hair and posing! I hear he may be leaving the guitar for the bass though. He generally spends his days ranting, shouting, bullying, and shoving his opinion down everyone's throat! ;)

      Of course there is our very own Elf Princess, Deedlit. She is currently taking tech support calls at any hour of the day for Macromedia Director and Javascript, as well as assisting those poor souls who have the uncontrollable urge to shout out "OH OH PETRUCCI PETRUCCI" at odd times.

      One of our resident master slackers, Eckie (yet another Chris) has this fond fetish for taking nice sweet pictures of OFB and distorting our view of reality. He is also one 3 men alive to actually engage John Myung in 2 way conversation. Of course Mr. Myung is taking measures to reduce this number back to zero! Eckie watch your back....he may be disguised as Protoss!

      Recently missing in action is our own beloved King of Flames, GaZ. although sometimes a bit reserved, this Aussie has a wonderful way of zinging in from left field with his very dry, yet hysterically funny one liners! Recently we have not seen much of our beloved friend down under, I wonder if the Australian Navy has asked him to set sail to bring back one of our Boston Jammers to the land down under.

      And now for some fact or fiction....you decide!

      Seems that one particular northern Jammer has decided that a fan club needs to be started for our very own Tempus. Tempus who recently went on a major chocolate high and proceeded to tell everyone in the channel that evening, that not only did he LOVE them, but just how he wanted to love them!

      And who can forget that poor male jammer who made the mistake of picking on one of our very own Lady Jammers. His poor chapeau was stomped on with metal bats and Doc Martens I think he got a bit too randy and had to be put in his place by some very saucy Lady Jammers.

      There is also one of our beloved Jammers who has become a traveling man. He's been crisscrossing the country to visit Jammers, attend concerts, party with friends and model shorts! Is there no limit to this Jammer's frequent flyer miles? Or did he get rich on stock options!?

      Where as most men compare their height, among the Lady Jammers, there seems to be somewhat of a reverse competition to see who is the shortest. Several of these ladies seem to have resorted to platform shoes and yet they still come up short next to the guys. What is this a channel full of basketball players and gymnasts?

      And what about that jammer who was calling his beverages by their proper names??? I think that is carrying manners a bit too far! Mr. Rum and Mr. Coke????? Are they new additions that Itchy needs to add to the #ytsejam page?

      And finally, what about the rumors going around of a certain bearded Jammer cross-dressing for DT shows? He does do justice though, to a pair of fishnet stockings and CFM pumps! Blonde is definitely his color!

      That's all for now.....next week we may take a look at the Matts on the channel, and heaven forbid, don't get me started on the Jeremys.

~poor Vanessa

      My sources tell me that Syrinx found the mythical "Godot" Dream Theater DVD, and left it on the dash of his car on a hot day! He was heard mumbling after said incident "Hey. Asshole. I left. To get ego control pills." He was also threatening to flatten laughing passers-by like a pancake. Boyyyyyyyeeee.

Syrinx's melted Godot DVD

      From what I've heard, Coldfire recently lost her virginity to SymphonyX (isn't a regular ircer, check the #ytsejam page), despite his only being 13 years old and and two oceans away. She was heard screaming the following phrase in mid-climax: "Someone give me a shot of tequila!"



      Perhaps the most bizzare piece of information I've been given this past week is that in the middle of Tempus' love rampage, Itchy offered to undergo sex change operations so that they can legally be married in Honolulu, Hawaii. Tempus was overheard saying "I love Itchy! I love Hawaii!" while dancing with a potato on his head.

~Moorglade