Poor Vanessa here, with this next round of Ytse Mischief, Mayhem and Lovin!

      First we need to start off by introducing you to a few more of our wonderful regular Jammers on IRC!

      Let's start off with that wonderful rascal and all around scamp Dr.Mosh! This man is legendary on the IRC channel. Lately he's become legendary on Battle.net as well, as he has seduced others from the channel into marathon Star Craft sessions lasting through the night. He's also known for having an ear out for the latest and greatest alternative music. He has been caught at concerts recently wearing flannel and Birkenstocks!

      And let's hear it for a Lady of the Channel... Kirby is a rare species on our channel. There are not too many of the ladies who populate the channel, but lately there have been more joining! Kirby though has been contemplating leaving Texas to go make periogies in Niagra Falls! She seems to have this thing for running water!

      And how about that Itchy guy! Itchy must have been a florist or raised rabbits in another life! It seems that flowers or bunnies abound when ever a certain lady appears in the channel. Although Itchy needs to really concentrate more of his time on UACM as it is not updated nearly enough! He is also thought to be the devil himself on occasion.

      Of course there is our resident man that is master of all that is anal, Spine! Of course this boy as no backbone what-so-ever and has been known to loudly proclaim that he is actually John Petrucci in disguise and absolutely HATES Symphony-X! ;)

      Okay now let's talk innuendo here...

      What was this I heard about two certain female jammers on IRC the other night who had been partaking of a little of the Irish? Seems they had the males of the channel a bit hot and bothered by the ensuing inebriated conversation. So much so, that they all wished they could join these two ladies in the shower that they were discussing. Word of warning... IRC and alcohol do not mix, but it sure makes for some funny conversations!

      It seems that two of our male Jammers from the Great White North were leaving messages to each other regarding a recent rondevous at a hotel. This tall dark stranger was making arrangements for food of the citrus kind to be enjoyed with their secret assignation.

      And heaven help us in our latest rumor. It appears that Skadz died sometime around last Friday. Could it be that ax.com finally did him in? Like the Techn0Christ he is, I'm sure he will rise again!

      Okay that's all for this week. I'll be back in two weeks with more trash for your cash! Until then....

~*sigh* poor Vanessa

      Well, we thought it would never happen, but it seems that Dr. Mosh, #ytsejam's StarCraft afficionado, has finally logged off battle.net! Strangely enough, battle.net went bankrupt the next day. Coincidence, I think not!.

      This just came in over the wire from The Netherlands... Mark "Itchy" Bredius has been convicted of Arson in the first degree. From what has been gathered, he was quite upset with his internet service provider, GlobalXS, and their disregard to their customers' email accounts. Perhaps Mark should've found another provider?



      Kyle "Chalkface" Semenoff has finally purchased a ticket so that he may fly to the USA and finally beat Tempus and BafuVai for relentlessly making fun of his accent. When asked why he would go as far as to fly to the US, Kyle said this, "February! And that's the bottom line, son! Cos Kyle said so!"